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this is the best dirk right now

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rensprite:

im fucking sobbing i cant even breathe

what 

did i just

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sanjista:

no bro it’s hot get away from me

will someone RP this little cutie with my young Bro sometime?<33333 

sanjista:

no bro it’s hot get away from me

will someone RP this little cutie with my young Bro sometime?

<33333 

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lookbookdotnu:

.Burst. (by Kendall C.)
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shades-ler:

kerink:

would you rather never see the psionic

or find out he’s skrillex?

omfg

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msawesomesmarties:

thespacecoyote:

cathatgrace:

qwopette:

pricklylegs:

Watermelon slaughter…

It doesn’t matter what kind of blog you have, this won’t make it ugly. Please reblog this and raise awareness of watermelon abuse.

Slaughtermelon

tw: watermelon

this looks delicious

msawesomesmarties:

thespacecoyote:

cathatgrace:

qwopette:

pricklylegs:

Watermelon slaughter…

It doesn’t matter what kind of blog you have, this won’t make it ugly. Please reblog this and raise awareness of watermelon abuse.

Slaughtermelon

tw: watermelon

this looks delicious

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shades-ler:

im gonna eat some ice cream yea

i thought this said “im gonna eat some ice cream at ya”

and i was just like

bring it motherfucker. 

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ondeahy:

  • don’t fully understand the situation
  • don’t know the person at all
  • attack them
  • quickly
  • don’t even think about it
  • compare them to hitler
  • scream

jake english is essentially a social justice blogger

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Solo Cups: Knowledge
I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students. 
It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!

guys i drank so much whiskey at christmas and did not even know

Solo Cups: Knowledge

I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students. 

It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!

guys i drank so much whiskey at christmas and did not even know

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i want one of these for adults

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that&#8217;s actually /just/ different enough from the standard popular style that i can dig itcutie 

that’s actually /just/ different enough from the standard popular style that i can dig it

cutie 

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trainedbrofessional:

poops in ur butt

that’s REALLY hot <3333 

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fondlyregarded:

goatzee:

Goatzee’s FREE WIG GIVEAWAY!!! (and cosplay clothing teensy-weensy-mini-sale!)

Hey there! I’m a cosplayer!

As I’ve been cosplaying for five years now, I’m starting to have a good section of my room taken up by cosplay props, clothing, and wigs. While the clothing I am going to sell for the monies (contact me if you are curious), I am deciding to do a COSPLAY WIG GIVEAWAY to empty out what I have!

WIGS BEING GIVEN AWAY:

Soul Eater Evans wig [I am also selling Soul’s yellow and black jacket, plus his headband, for $20 altogether.] (this wig could also be used to be Allen Walker from D. Gray Man, though)

Brief wig [this one has LITERALLY BEEN WORN ONCE ]

North Italy/Feliciano Vargas wig

Jake English wig (I used this as a John wig, but it’s more smooth than messy and Jake’s hair seems to be a bit more organized than John’s, so)

Not represented with fictitious characters is one cosplay clothing article I am also selling, I am selling one Akatsuki cloak (from Naruto) for $30

So, what do you do?

  • One like, FIVE REBLOGS maximum.
  • Giveaway will end JULY 1ST.
  • PLEASE SPECIFY WHICH WIG YOU ARE INTERESTED IN WITH YOUR REBLOG. If I pick a liked post, I will simply message you and ask.
  • YOU MUST BE COOL WITH GIVING ME YOUR ADDRESS. I promise I won’t mail you dirty magazines or anything.
  • On either clothing bit for sale - PLEASE contact me if interested. They are first come first served, and we will discuss paying for it if and when I get buyers (Paypal will most likely be the chosen option though)
  • Good luck!

Jake <3

jake

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mardyadolescent:

I’m a definite Introvert.

One thing I’ve encountered to add to Extroverts: Don’t be intimidated.

I’ve had a lot of people tell me that my extroverted, confident, and dependent nature is intimidating, and people approach me nervously. DO NOT DO THAT. I am a person, just like you. I know you make mistakes, just like me. I don’t judge based on anything but your morals, so unless you beat kittens, seriously, chill out.

The more uncomfortable you are around me, the more self-conscious I’m going to be, and wonder what the hell I’ve done to make you that way.

Since being told that about myself, I’ve noticed the majority of extroverts I know get the same reaction from others, even other extroverts.

Other people cope with this better, I guess, but I seriously do not know how to deal with someone who is afraid of some form of judgement or rejection. 

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Dear Jake,

shrexything:

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